'Harry,
it's under the cow.'
Little Kingshill 38 all out
WCC 39 for 1
WCC won by 9 wickets
Report by Chris Douglas
When fine-leg saves more runs than the 'keeper,
and when the offside ring of fire can be heard swapping gardening tips, and
when all but one of the team's cars is manufactured in Germany, the result is a
sporting unit approaching the noble bloom of its mature prime.
The game lasted just 23 overs. Nothing so
unusual about that, you might say, but it wasn't due to the usual Weekenders'
inability to apply themselves to anything except their own existential gloom.
For once, the team's disparate elements coalesced in a ruthless pursuit of
success. Or possibly it was just a case of the oppo struggling a bit for
players.
Having hammered the 'Enders bowling for 243 in
34.4 overs last year, Little Kingshill now found themselves 15 for 7 after ten
overs, during the course of which Douglas and Dibley improved their averages
and Sam Freeman shattered a bail, sending the pieces humming seventeen yards
behind the stumps. Panku, batting in a black woollen hat, hauled his team to 38.
The Weekenders knocked off the necessary in
eight overs with Cooper's 29 exceeding by one the combined totals of the hosts'
batsmen.
The 10-over beer match was won by a similar
margin, the highlight being a monstrous six to cow corner by the home side's
opener, Onash. The blow took out an upper branch of a tall ash tree before
landing, appropriately enough, in a meadow being grazed by some cows. The
Weekenders search party scratched at the grass in gingerly fashion and at a
safe distance from the herd until an exasperated shout of 'Harry, it's under
the cow!' broke the deadlock. Whitehead had to deploy his full repertoire of
aggressive noises, acquired in the shebeens of the Far East, in order to shift
Daisy from over the ball before play could resume.
It's true that the Weekenders haven't been able
to hit a cow's arse with a banjo for most of this season but at least somebody
managed to swear at one on the final day. It was a spirited flourish
which offers a glimmer of hope for the future.
Little Kingshill 38 (15 overs)
Panku 12
Bowling: Douglas 5-3-3-3; Dibley 4-1-3-2; S
Freeman 3-0-9-2; Whitehead 3-0-13-2
Catch: 1, Cooper
WCC 39-1 (8 overs)
Cooper 29 not out, Bailey 1, Lyons 4 not out.
The beer Match featured a beefy 35 not out by
Dunne, a debut pole for Bailey and another possible foretaste of things to
come, Hogben and Smee bowling in tandem. WCC 73-4, LKCC 45. Stonor CC vs