Sides who
are strong on paper are not unknown to fail and there was a sense of foreboding
as, one after another, some of the gayest blades in Weekenders history arrived
at the pub on as glorious an early summer's day as you could wish for.
In the
thirty or so years this fixture has been going the 'Enders have all too often
been undone by the hosts' deep understanding of their slowish
pitch and a general all-round wiliness, often enhanced (though not today) by
no-nonsense facial hair. They put us in, and when two of the grizzliest-looking
trundlers marked out their runs it seemed as if
history might repeat itself. But it never quite happened. We started steadily
and continued that way with occasional flares of the nostrils, notably from
Laurie, Brockis and Twigg.
139 felt about twenty short but it also looked defendable provided our bowlers
could apply some wily grizzle of their own.
They
couldn't; not the senior one anyway. And after about
10 overs the Hit were comfortably placed at 67-1. Captain d'Inverno, encouraged
perhaps by his impressive performance on Radio 3's Private Passions (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0769kdr [29' 10" in]), introduced a touch
of showbiz to proceedings, flapping his arms and urging us to believe in
ourselves, as though directing the kids from Fame. A little surprisingly
perhaps, it was Steve Dunne who responded most willingly; pulling on his
metaphorical pink leggings and spangly headband, he
took a bowled hat-trick with his sixth, seventh and eighth deliveries.
The master
of crime was to nab a further three, but it needed a piece of brilliance from
Cooper in the field to snuff out a late fightback by
the home side's batsmen. Some of the credit for Sparkles' astounding finger-tip catch - leaping backwards at mid-off - ought
perhaps to go to his parents. Whether or not the cricketing
gods were appeased by Mr and Mrs Cooper's decision to leave early, the fact is the
crucial catch was taken only seconds after they drove out of the car park.
Worthy
contenders as Jackie and John were for joint player of the match award, the day
belonged to Steve who sent down as deadly a spell as any - and there were many
- in the years when we played on council recs and changed in the bushes, when
we marked our run-ups with dried dog poo and still tucked our shirts inside our
trousers...
WCC 139 (40.4 overs)
Leal 10, Husaini 7, Laurie 41, Brockis 23,
Cooper 8, Twigg 19, Shimoga
12, Dunne 4, Douglas 15 not out, Dibley 0, Siva 0.
Hit or
Miss 106 (29.3 overs)
Williams 50
Douglas
4-0-23-1, Dibley 9-0-19-1, Siva 5-0-27-0, Dunne
8.3-3-16-6, Shimoga 3-0-12-0
Catch:
Cooper.
Run out: Dibley/Brockis
Books
Published: 'Death Us Do Part' by Steve Dunne (Headline)
Awards: Husaini (see below - he doesn't drop these then)